Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cory O'Brien

Reading this book is kind of like listening to a drunken frat boy rant and rave about mythology, and it turns out to be W-A-Y more entertaining than you might think it would be. This book features Cory O'Brien's hilarious retellings of classic myths and legends. The gods must be crazy.and blood-thirsty.and really pervy.Īll I can say is that they were damned lucky they were gods, 'cos if they had been lowly humans, they would have had their heads displayed on spikes, been burned at the stake, or possibly been lobotomized, depending on what century they lived in.

In the way only a sexdrugmurderfest can be. Trust me, you've wasted more time than that You've lost maybe 10 minutes of your life. 'cos everyone knows some of those, right?) Were still getting something new for their cash Plus some more so that people who'd read them online So that it's clear what a complete sexdrugmurderfestĪnd people want to be able to buy dead trees He leaves in all the sex, drugs, sex and murder Seriously, just Zeus alone produced enough case studiesĬrazy stories that no-one could ever believe Weird kinky stuff that leads to people giving birth He notices that some of his mythology reading friends (Hey, every young American I know likes reading mythology.ĭon't blame me for your lousy acquaintances.)īut what makes this dude different is this: His favourite thing is to read mythology. The Dude Who Shouts Myths at the Internet � The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.Īnd there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from. � The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties… on the corpses of their enemies. � The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. � Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.

Skeptical? Here are just a few gems to consider: These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified. All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths.

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cory O'Brien